Shakira Really, Really Had A Baby This Time [VIDEO]

The last time we “reported” on Shakira’s pregnancy–to use the term loosely–it was late December and people were wondering if she’d really had a baby. It turned out that the pop singer’s soccer-playing boyfriend Gerard Pique was just joking around on the Spanish equivalent of April Fool’s Day. We know some in-laws that wouldn’t find that funny. Anyway, here’s some video to confirm that the 35-year-old Colombian star really, really had her son yesterday. The video covers all the vital celebrity stuff, like the post-birth Twitter, and the follow-up revealing that the kid’s name of Milan Piqué Mebarak “means dear, loving and gracious in Slavic; in Ancient Roman, eager and laborious; and in Sanskrit, unification.” Wait maybe we should have put a SPOILER warning in there. Personally, we think things were kind of spoiled by that big gag of a false birth announcement. Husbands. Or, in the case of Shakira, boyfriends.